anxeious:

wizard-email:

grandmasmut:

wizard-email:

fish want me women divorce me

Fish want women to divorce me

fish are sabotaging my romantic relationships

starrforge:

Body headcanons

kosmogrl:

nattousan:

nattousan:

it was not on wheat…

thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220:

thehotgirlproject:

killwizard:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

Remember that “three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable” meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

bogleech:

mrscancelled-1:

fresno nightslurpler

ahotknife:

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

blackfem:

ahotknife:

could you imagine if tinder was like this. instead of unicorn hunters and weed plugs

This post gives me the perfect excuse to post my favorite ad ever